Signs I Have Been in Russia Too Long

1. When I close my eyes at night all I hear is Russian, and I don't understand half of it.

2. When the computer does something I don't want it to do I speak to it in Russian.

3. I am able to figure out who else sticks out like a sour thumb, and is not from Russia.

4. I wake up thinking this futon isn't so bad. Especially when you have three people on.

5. I am not really completely bothered by going to the store anymore.